Found my Halloween costume
Large Hadron Collider
This’ll be easy to put together.The Look: SCIENCE!
Construction: Proton beams, Dipole and Quadrupole magnets, and some copper-clad niobium-titanium. All available at your local Joann Fabrics.
Behavior: High-speed collisions, spontaneous creation of new particles and uncovering the mysteries of LIFE. Once the party is in full swing, fall asleep for a little bit in the middle of the room. Then wake up and shout, “Is it 2014, yet?!” because that’s when the Hadron will be turned up to full energy again.
Choice Sayings for Authentic Party Interactions:
“Is that the Higg’s Boson?? Oh nm it’s just a bowl of peeled grapes. I’m gonna go touch them.”
“Have you ever been to the Franco-Swiss border? I know a lovely underground compound there.”
“May I borrow your fine china, preferably the circular ones. I’d like to smash them together real quick.”
